🦔 Porcupunk: The Quill-Crowned King of Chaos

“You don’t find Porcupunk. You wake up in the wreckage and realize he was there.”—Graffiti on a melted sewer wall outside the Bone Heap Barrens Meet Porcupunk There’s something deeply wrong with the world—and Porcupunk is the result. Quills sharper than spears.A mohawk dyed in nuclear runoff.And a rusted bat covered in nails, rebar, and […]

You Mythical Bastard – The Origin of Hanh and the Mythical Bastards

https://mythicalbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Hanh-Bastard-Leader.mp4 This is the origin story of Hanh, the Tiger-Souled Warlock, and how a single chaotic battle in a cursed chapel led to the birth of the Mythical Bastards. There are places on the map where the ink fades. The space between kingdoms. Roads that twist like lies. Spots where birds won’t fly and compasses […]