🦔 Porcupunk: The Quill-Crowned King of Chaos
“You don’t find Porcupunk. You wake up in the wreckage and realize he was there.”—Graffiti on a melted sewer wall outside the Bone Heap Barrens Meet Porcupunk There’s something deeply wrong with the world—and Porcupunk is the result. Quills sharper than spears.A mohawk dyed in nuclear runoff.And a rusted bat covered in nails, rebar, and […]
You Mythical Bastard – The Origin of Hanh and the Mythical Bastards
https://mythicalbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Hanh-Bastard-Leader.mp4 This is the origin story of Hanh, the Tiger-Souled Warlock, and how a single chaotic battle in a cursed chapel led to the birth of the Mythical Bastards. There are places on the map where the ink fades. The space between kingdoms. Roads that twist like lies. Spots where birds won’t fly and compasses […]
The Acid Throne of Skorvex | Mythical Bastards Dark Fantasy Blog
Skorvex the Venom-Wrought melts a goblin war camp in toxic fury and claims their throne. Read the full Mythical Bastards tale & grab the design on Redbubble.
Mythical Bastards pig knight story
🐷 The Swine Before the Storm A Trashcore Fantasy From the World of the Mythical Bastards™ By: MythicalBastards.com The stench rolled in before the army. Atop a rusted hill of crushed cans, melted armor, and banana peels stood Sir Oinks-a-Lot, the proud “Knight of the Round Dumpster”—and founding member of the legendary and absolutely filthy […]
Crab Fight at Low Tide | A Mythical Bastards Adventure of Absurd Glory # 4
Absurd rituals. Undead fish. A dramatic crab king with a butter knife. The Bastards are back — and the tide’s pulling in something ancient.
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🎭 Strings Attached
A Mythical Bastards™ Story “Strings Attached” The village elder said the old theater was cursed, but not in any particularly creative way. Some odd music, he said. A cold spot. Maybe the occasional dancing chair. Hanh figured he could handle it. He didn’t expect a full production. The building was still standing, barely—warped beams and […]
Mythical Bastards Comic 2: We Found Inner Peace (Under the Influence of Spores)
We were supposed to deal with bandits.
Instead, we transcended time, hallucinated a goat named Carl, and learned that monks who speak in riddles should come with warning labels.
Featuring: Hanh, Deth, and Spohrn the Mushroom Monk.
Mythical Bastard Adventure 1
The Fire Wasn’t Technically Our Fault Field Report #001 from the Bastard Files Welcome to the Mythical Bastards blog — where magic is unstable, damage is collateral, and doing the right thing is a complicated, flammable process. This is a true-ish story. There we were, minding our own bastardly business, just trying to find a […]