🎭 Strings Attached

A Mythical Bastards™ Story “Strings Attached” The village elder said the old theater was cursed, but not in any particularly creative way. Some odd music, he said. A cold spot. Maybe the occasional dancing chair. Hanh figured he could handle it. He didn’t expect a full production. The building was still standing, barely—warped beams and […]

Mythical Bastards Comic 2: We Found Inner Peace (Under the Influence of Spores)

We were supposed to deal with bandits.
Instead, we transcended time, hallucinated a goat named Carl, and learned that monks who speak in riddles should come with warning labels.
Featuring: Hanh, Deth, and Spohrn the Mushroom Monk.

Mythical Bastard Adventure 1

The Fire Wasn’t Technically Our Fault Field Report #001 from the Bastard Files Welcome to the Mythical Bastards blog — where magic is unstable, damage is collateral, and doing the right thing is a complicated, flammable process. This is a true-ish story. There we were, minding our own bastardly business, just trying to find a […]